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Aug 1st

I got two of these today (bonnet, not woman.)

Aug 1st

re: the choice of “hipsters” used in that hot...

Aug 1st

Dear Crackwomb,

Just because you change the password on me doesn’t mean that I am ever going to write under...

Aug 1st

Remember Enya?

Jul 31st

By the way, if you want some ska go to the legion,...

Jul 31st

Jul 31st

i just

found a beetle in my tights

Jul 31st

Jul 31st

Jul 31st

“What’s that, wolf sweepy? I’d love to cuddle...”
— Nikki Ross

Jul 30th

Jul 30th

i really like this -christopher

Jul 30th

shottynochally: anybody else think gucci mane looks like the...

Jul 30th

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this is why batman is gay

Jul 30th

I think the crackwomb mates should start dressing in...

Jul 30th

Jul 29th

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TOO MUCH UGLY ONE!

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

its really great when people you used to be friends with in...

Jul 29th

CRACKWOMB LOVES RASTAS IN ADDITION TO RUDEBOYS.  Hey Sophie,...

Jul 29th

Jul 29th

CRACKWOMB LOVES SKA. (not).

Jul 29th

Jul 29th

does channel 53 edit out the sex scenes?

not sure if the apparantly over-perkulated stovetop coffee maker and empty coffee mugs was a...

Jul 29th

tonight's events

two episodes of californiacation (david duchovny has a blog too, and lots of sex!!!), iron chef...

Jul 29th

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SINCE NOBODY IS HERE I’M ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS

Jul 29th

Reasons not to join the crackwomb...

Xophie: why havent you joined the crackwomb group yet?
Belle: cause its bullshit
Xophie: no it isnt, your fagg, womb funny, get with it
Belle: womb gay
Xophie: too cool i suppose , wish you would join
Belle: yea, overrated
Xophie: if you had a blog i would join
Belle: im making a statement by not joining

Jul 29th

Belle’s new eye glasses for her deteriorating...

Jul 29th

CJ Stebbing's resume

Employer: ————— Position: Catsitter/House Sitter Time Period: July...

Jul 29th

we get the money michaelikesit: brandonfletcher: Not...

Jul 29th

the happiest dugong

Jul 29th

COW OF THE SEA

Jul 29th

fat birds

Jul 29th

Jul 29th

Dear Michelle,

livejournal.com

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

WAH WAH WAH

WAH WAH WAH

Jul 27th

broownn paperr baaaagg

Jul 27th

WHAT THE FUCK

MICHELLE AND SOPHIE BOTH NEED TO STOP

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

All Weezy All The Time

you could be a womb mate if you so choose. cameronr: I downloaded a torrent of everything Lil’...

Jul 27th

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Jul 26th

Skim or 2%?

Jul 26th

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Jul 26th

Shit...

The guy from No Age was like “If anyone is with a girl named Mandy..Mandy with glasses..go...

Jul 25th

This is pretty good but personally I prefer the ho who pours...

Jul 25th

ahhhhh the shower bath

one of life’s greatest pleasures unfortunately my dad has not yet fixed the bathtub plug so i...

Jul 25th

“Girls and boys are now performing equally on standardized...”
— isnt it guys close math gap?...

Jul 25th

Speaking of last night and crack…

Jul 25th

possible job number four ——- riding around in a...

Jul 25th

sophie i know im not allowed to post anymore (actually am i...

Jul 25th

michelle, i think we told you before. your going on probation. especially ater last nights...

Jul 25th

smoker, no mortgage (is that how you spell it?/???, im with...

Jul 25th

I LOVE MY MOM

she buys so much good food and cares more about showing me her freshly painted closet and...

Jul 25th

DEFINITELY RAPE FANTASY, COME ON DOESNT THAT ENTICE YOU? ...

Jul 25th

so the one that doesn't actually live in...

possible jobs…. 1) florist’s assistant —-HEYYYYYY DANNNNNNNNYYYYY i picked some...

Jul 25th

cameronr: There is no way that the new Metallica album cover...

Jul 24th

“no one will wKE MWE MW UP SJOULD I QUIT MMMMMMMMMMMY JOGB...”

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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sexy monifa

Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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its ok to be gay.

Jul 23rd

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woahhhhhhh shiiit

Jul 23rd

my only friend is the womb

Jul 23rd

PLEASE

stop putting your dirty socks all over my bedroom.  I don’t wear socks, I know they’re...

Jul 23rd

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gucci bandana

Jul 23rd

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Jul 22nd

Will you guys put on juking scarves:? -...

Jul 22nd

JUKE YA SLADE

Jul 22nd

SOPHIE HAS A NEW TITLE.

“The slave that doesn’t pay rent”

Jul 22nd

Jesse got a shave.

Jul 22nd

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This really is better than the regular english one. Thank you Kerry.

Jul 22nd

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i forgot how much i like this.

Jul 22nd

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ok brandy is redeemed… and Sophies new hair style #3: any hairstyle in this video!

Jul 22nd

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first of all. most boring video ever. second of all, im bringing back thick chokers. third, monica...

Jul 22nd

Ever had toothpaste in your eye?

It feels it’s burning and freezing cold at the same time…

Jul 21st

Oh… Arthur and I match.

Jul 21st

Garbage Room R.I.P.

Jul 21st

“I am not wearing a thong. I just hiked my bathing...

Jul 21st

we miss christopher

Jul 21st

NAKED NIKKI NAKED NIKKI

Jul 21st

Guys...

I don’t think this place has ever been so dirty.

Jul 21st

OK, I GET IT!

PHOTOBOOTH IS SOOOO FUNNY. NOT. I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR UNFUNNY DEFORMED FACES THAT I’VE SEEN...

Jul 20th

Jul 20th

we don’t know what this is

Jul 20th

Juelz Santana’s baby, JUJU Santana

Jul 20th

hello i have red hair but mostly i just want this picture...

Jul 20th

crackwomb loves redheads, don’t you?

Jul 20th

Jul 20th

ORANGE DAY

that’s today

Jul 20th

Jul 20th

Don’t kill pumpkins. http://www.geocities.com/petpu4/

Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

Jul 20th

I think I have to give up coffee....

pretty sure i got an ulcer from drinking a lot of coffee, and now i can’t drink it so much....

Jul 20th

18 reblogs. obviously. michaelikesit: gimmick: ...

Jul 19th

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i like to think its just midgets dancing around. charmingmandy: This takes it to the MAX. (PS....

Jul 19th

“i just bought 3 bottles of boone’s.”
— - Marie, seeing the light....

Jul 18th

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rev ry. hits from the bong.

Jul 18th

m.k. on appearing offline

dead pidgey says: yoo Violater says: hello Violater says: you have no idea how mad that fake...

Jul 18th

CRACKWOMB FIELD TRIP!

anyone want to join our crackwomb field trip? 1: tree octopus watching ...

Jul 18th

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fuck that bitch playing hard to get.

Jul 18th

crackwoman: you girls having a good night?
nikki and sophie: yes, very good.
sophie: i like your hair, it looks nice.
crackwoman: oh thanks! when it's down it's a bob!
nikki and sophie: oh how nice!
crackwoman: I'M A TRANSFORMER BITCH, WITH A CAPITAL B!

Jul 18th

I can delete posts if I want -

I pay rent.

Jul 18th

Jul 18th

“My babies”…

Jul 18th

my fave whales

http://whalefootage.org/index_wf.html

Jul 18th

Anyone Else Find It Strange That...

(via cameronr) it also doesnt recognize Weezy.

Jul 18th

deleting my posts. unacceptable. i know where you sleep.

Jul 18th

Hot Boys.

Jul 17th

On the topic of feminism, SaMANtha wishes you good morning.

Jul 17th

to go with the fan of turkey bacon...

 http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=1404 turkey and gravy chips turkey and gravy...

Jul 17th

to go with whoever posted that other lego guy…

Jul 17th

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this is the best

Jul 17th

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1,2,3,4…chickens just back from the shore marry me, please (it’s legal )

Jul 17th

MICHELLE KLIPS HAS UNDERGONE A NAME CHANGE TRANSPLANT

Jul 17th

R.I.P. SKIN COLOURED MOLE

Jul 17th

I Just Became A "Fan Of" Bacon on Facebook

Jul 17th

what is this?

Jul 17th

Jul 17th

NO NO NON O NONONO~!!!!

Jul 17th

Michelle

Due to all your posts last night, you are officially on probation.

Jul 17th

i didn’t even read all this, but this picture is so...

Jul 16th

Shit, we're famous. (We don't know this...

Patrick Robley wrote at 7:44am Hey bitch is that a picture of you eating a dead rat on the street on...

Jul 16th

i hate when

i come home and there’s all these posts and i don’t know who posted them and my favorite...

Jul 16th

Happy birthday bitch.

Jul 16th

Obviously it’s Stephen Hawking made out of Lego.

Jul 16th

Jul 16th

cameronr: I don’t even want to get rid of the evidence. I’ll...

Jul 16th

The Legion =\ lynard skynard- free bird guns n’ roses - sweet child of mine… tbc to...

Jul 16th

Having sex with men you meet at The Legion is obviously better than simply being at The Legion....

Jul 16th

What can be better than MIMI and...

Jul 16th

brynna: Finally, somebody realized that dear heads looks...

Jul 16th

It’s really weird when your 17 year old sister ends up...

Jul 16th

Rockstars are perhaps subjectively...

king khan let me know there is an explicit version of the song 69 faces of love called 69 dogs in...

Jul 16th

You're a bitch

and i hate you.  Better buy some groceries.

Jul 16th

You ask for it.

thank you for letting me live in the womb for 2 weeks…

Jul 16th

Dear Sophie,

don’t post pictures like that of me or you’ll be on womb probation.

Jul 16th

REMEMBER THAT SHIRT!? can i wear it?

Jul 16th

mamma

Jul 16th

eye spy with my fish-like eye.

Jul 16th

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i (L)ed savage garden.

Jul 16th

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i mean you run thru my mind like all the timmme, to the point that i just wanna take ya home. ...

Jul 16th

Rare albino crows spotted in East Vancouver When Pat Brand...

Jul 16th

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STILLLLL GOODDD. even better.

Jul 16th

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i dont ride i glide down the street!

Jul 16th

cameronr: Look at this little whore traipsing about town in...

Jul 16th

DIABLO 3!

Jul 15th

www.xophie.muxtape.com

WHAT’S YOUR FAV MUXTAPE? obviously, xophie.muxtape.com! UPDATED UPDATED. rock out with your...

Jul 15th

Ian Cook was tagged in an album. Victoria Skafest 2008

Jul 15th

Rockstars are boooring.

Hanging out with King Khan consisted of a lot of “you should fuck my drummer/guitar player,...

Jul 15th

“I tune out the sounds and images of today’s youtube world...”
— omg. WHERE did you find...

Jul 15th

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all videos should be made using sims 2!

Jul 15th

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WHAT THE FUCK, private jet, assholes. i love you

Jul 15th

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new ariel pink haunted graffiti?!

Jul 15th

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shittt!

Jul 15th

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SOUP! HEYYY MUST BE THE MONAYY!

Jul 15th

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i think i dance like this.

Jul 15th

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baaaaaaby, whyy can’t i go?

Jul 15th

Taking a month off to ride your...

Floral Update! To the members of Danny wants to be a Florist Today at 10:33am Hey pals! So I...

Jul 15th

Aww.

Jul 14th

“i am going to make a PORNO Of me fucking all gtrs ”
— jesse taylor, on how he loves...

Jul 14th

and sandra oh is canadian.

Jul 14th

SANDRA OH-LY SHIT

Jul 14th

sandra oh my god

Jul 14th

rat man, rat tail

Jul 14th

Lindsay Lohan is left behind as Samantha...

Jul 14th

Jul 14th

Jul 14th

Tomorrow!!!

Jul 14th

Which one does Connor look like???

Jul 14th

It's Lovely! I'll Take It!

Jul 14th

hi digby

Jul 12th

michelle didn’t know she quit, so michelle, this is...

Jul 12th

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are...

Too bad everyone in the womb is already in bed. :(

Jul 12th

The Crackwomb loves Sandra Oh…even more than Jada...

Jul 12th

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If you only knew how many nelly videos get watched around here, really. Mostly batter up though. ...

Jul 11th

whoa!

we have the actual internet now

Jul 11th

Today Malice is “flying around like a...

Jul 11th

The REAL Canadian Superstore…

Jul 11th

audi? outie?

Mark: don't worry i'll be outie in a minute.
Sophie: like the car?
Mark:
Sophie: do you say audi or audi?
Mark: i mean outie, such as, "I'm going to be outie, outside"
Sophie: yeah, it was a joke.

Jul 10th

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Midget Mommy.

Jul 10th

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Jul 10th

i like this

Jul 10th

trifesoup: cover of XXL for July.

Jul 9th

nikki: i have nothing to wear
sophie: sometimes i have old underwear in my backpack
michelle: i have a pair hidden underneath your bathroom sink

Jul 9th

RED HEAD PENIS DEAD

Jul 9th

tgif fat girls by fat girls i mean role models

Jul 9th

he came over today

Jul 9th

Jul 8th

(via bigfun)

Jul 8th

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Jul 7th

rory lives in a jamboree and  loves him

Jul 7th

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Jul 6th

“My dad always told me to carry a condom in my purse. I...”
— Michelle

Jul 6th

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(via trifesoup) Fuck every other Fresh Prince related clip, ever.

Jul 6th

:(

Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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rain day makes me feel like listening to this (john maus - do your best)

Jul 6th

Good Morning. Did you know he can put his tip in his mouth?

Jul 5th

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nevermind that last one, hooooly

Jul 5th

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Jul 5th

uhh..

Jul 4th

i mean i can totally see it…

Jul 3rd

so, im thinking, since last years costume was a hit (see:...

Jul 3rd

woahho brynna: I like how her other hand kind of looks...

Jul 3rd

did every one get sick of the crack...

meaning actual inhabitants of the womb? hello, post more assholes.

Jul 3rd

http://little-people.blogspot.com/ Little People- a tiny...

Jul 3rd

Jul 3rd

good morning from will!

Jul 2nd

sad news

the crack womb is now officially for sale

Jul 2nd